either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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