Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
