y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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