if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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