woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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