Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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