Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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