The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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