I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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