Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
they need to just BURY HIM!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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