with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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