I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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