i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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