It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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