some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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