Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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