Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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