why didn't you poke me back
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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