I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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