Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
