Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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