So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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