just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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