I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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