Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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