The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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