Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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