Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
How's work?
Spinning.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
