some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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