Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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