So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just pee around me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize