D3 body, D1 cock
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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