this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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