Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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