Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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