thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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