So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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