well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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