The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
