beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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