you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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