Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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