thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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