is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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