why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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