wrigley field is MILF paradise
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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