Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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