He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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