That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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