Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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