Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
How's work?
Spinning.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
