I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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