it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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