just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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